whiter shade of pale

The on-again, off-again trip is becoming more of a reality. Seeing as i would like to spend my days on the beach sunburn-free, i decided to investigate fake n' bake establishments. i'm a bit apprehensive- i've never indoor tanned before, and after a quick google search, i may have lost my appetite for destruction. the second link that comes up for tanning in my zip code is a taxidermy place...